*makes it drizzle*

POKÉMON ISN'T A JOKE.
YOU ARE A JOKE.

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faypants:

Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.

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kingmunsterxvii:

Nintendo: So on November 21st we need you to buy two games you’ve already played and some of these overpriced figurines and also we need all the money in your bank account
Me: Sure! Do you want that in cash or like over paypal

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d-dracarys-s:

born-in-an-agregate:

Amethyst with inclusions

Oh my

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zazzle-poetry:

?????

zazzle-poetry:

?????

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rydenarmani:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

rydenarmani:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language


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storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

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dania88:

 Michelangelo | adams creation 

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actionables:

romance is alive

actionables:

romance is alive

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brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

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rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂

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